Things I need:
After the war is over, Zeus offers to grant each of the seven one wish. Anything.
Annabeth steps up and asks, “I would like to be able to say anything, anything at all, to one of the Olympian gods without fear of punishment or retribution.”
Zeus, confused, allows her this request.
She turns to Hera and says, “Fuck. You.”
Percy has to be carried out of the throne room because he’s laughing so hard.
I need this in my life
(via sam-the-writer)